Some Guy From SADISTO: #1 in The SADISTO series

Violent, sexy, hilarious, and brutally satirical, Some Guy From SADISTO is a spy-spoof unlike anything you've ever read. Or ever will read. Trevor Hawke is a killer/agent for the Alien Autopsy/Secret Space Program/Above Top Secret level murder/espionage organization known as SADISTO "we don't spy much. We pretty much just kill people." After a mostly botched 'typically simple' mission to kill the evil leader of an evil country, Hawke - known inside the organization as Agent 8, a man who really needs a vacation - is given a chance to redeem himself by training a bright-eyed, hopeful young cadet-agent to be his partner on their next mission. That mission? Murdering two of his best friends, and sometimes bed-partners. They've mysteriously run off with one another and were last seen on a small tropical island in the SouthPacific. Hawke arrives to learn that islands are great places for rich madmen to hatch nefarious schemes. This island in particular had been previously owned by Raphael Hythlodaeus trying to build Utopia, Doctor Moreau, trying to breed human-animal hybrids, some guy who recovered the DNA needed to recreate dinosaurs, and now a mad-woman named Doctor Sin who runs a Fight-to-the-Death Game Show called The Octopus Games! And she expects Hawke and his young cadet agent to be her latest contestants! But first he has to 'train' that young cadet-agent to be more... SADISTO. And they didn't work out that acronym for nothing. The place isn't called WARM and FUZZY. That means removing all sense of compassion and humanity from the beautiful and charming young woman. The problem is... Hawke is falling in love with her. And now Doctor Sin has arranged it so that one or both of them must die! Based loosely on the public domain 0008 characters and situations created by Clyde Allison, writer of the legendary, satirical adult spy spoof Nautipuss. Some Guy From SADISTO is written by Chuck Austen, the author of the Nekkid Bottoms series of books, most notably Pride and Nakedness. and for reasons no one understands he thought it would be a good idea to finish out one of Clyde Allison's original books, and use it as the first in a new series of Agent 8 of SADISTO novels... including a new, and updated version of Nautipuss!